PPV Chart Poll

[Hulk Fatass]

Here are the PPVs I was thinking about:

January - Old Farts' Brawl
February - The Boss' Birthday And If You Don't Like It Tough Shit
March - LockLeft
April - Random Porn-infested Event
May - The Arquette Event
June - Bound for Randomness
July - Poor Little Fellas Need Some Money (via Scamming, Cheap Publicity and Ads Everywhere)
August - N/A (TBA)
September - N/A (TBA)
October - In Your Wife (1: Yeah, she's double-crossing you)
November - No Salary
December - N/A (TBA)

And I'd like your help to fill in the August, September and December spots. Any ideas for their names? Any ideas for Themed PPVs? Any ideas for months off?

I'll let you be the judge...