Post by Hulk Fatass on Aug 9, 2012 11:23:08 GMT
[OOC: Welcome Reaper, awesome to see you around! Here's our chairman to welcome your boy into the fed. His gimmick is a Hulk Hogan rip-off whose dialogues make absolutely no sense...Check my older roleplays. ;D]
Hulk Fatass walks into the scene, with the sheer excitement and electricity that only an obese businessman swinging a cow's leg above his head can have. Dressed up in his mock Hulk Hogan outfit made out of bacon, he rips his shirt apart and starts munching on bacon while frenetically shaking Raper's hand, at least as fast as he can.
Hulk: Welcome to our premises, you woman abusing cockenhammer! I have something for you. Oh so you don't want it? Please look excited!
Hulk never leaves any for Raper to even react, and already gets mad at him.
Hulk: Oh so you're not excited about getting a medal? I like your heel turn. Now go get me a hamburger. You can pay them with this random medal. And if they complain, tell them they don't get paid to make hamburgers, they get paid to eat hamburgers. What if I got paid to eat hamburgers? I'm gonna go over there and quit my job, here, take this oversized Lucky Charm, it's pissing me off.
Hulk tosses an amazingly expensive, solid gold medal into Rob's hands, it reads "JOB Wrestling Award for the Only Hired Wrestler Which Doesn't Smell Of Bacon In One Way Or Another".
Hulk Fatass walks into the scene, with the sheer excitement and electricity that only an obese businessman swinging a cow's leg above his head can have. Dressed up in his mock Hulk Hogan outfit made out of bacon, he rips his shirt apart and starts munching on bacon while frenetically shaking Raper's hand, at least as fast as he can.
Hulk: Welcome to our premises, you woman abusing cockenhammer! I have something for you. Oh so you don't want it? Please look excited!
Hulk never leaves any for Raper to even react, and already gets mad at him.
Hulk: Oh so you're not excited about getting a medal? I like your heel turn. Now go get me a hamburger. You can pay them with this random medal. And if they complain, tell them they don't get paid to make hamburgers, they get paid to eat hamburgers. What if I got paid to eat hamburgers? I'm gonna go over there and quit my job, here, take this oversized Lucky Charm, it's pissing me off.
Hulk tosses an amazingly expensive, solid gold medal into Rob's hands, it reads "JOB Wrestling Award for the Only Hired Wrestler Which Doesn't Smell Of Bacon In One Way Or Another".
