Post by Hulk Fatass on Dec 13, 2009 17:52:33 GMT
The scene fades in to Mr. Fatass in his tuxedo suit with huge measures. He's staring at the new SewerStadium, from backstage, where Stink will be held this Wednesday. A stagehand calls him.
Stagehand - Hmm... Mister Fatass?
Mr. Fatass - Oh, honey. Call me Mr. Fatass.
Stagehand (smirking, confuse) - But that's what I...
Mr. Fatass - YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY ORDERS? YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Stagehand - OH, COME O...
Mr. Fatass - I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO YELL! [Back to normal "volume"]. Hey, does this tuxedo look great on me?
Stagehand - Actually, sir, it's beaut-
Mr. Fatass - DON'T CRITICIZE ME! THIS IS JUST A GLANDULAR PROBLEM! EXIT THIS ROOM NOW!
The stagehand lowers his head and exits the room. Fade to black.
Fade back in at the empty SewerStadium in Portland.
Mr. Fatass' voice - Okay, let's do this.
As Mr. Fatass says this, a very famous tune is played...
Mr. Fatass, in a ridiculous red-ish Hulk-a-Mania suit, where it is written "Ham-a-Mania", comes out and does all Hulk Hogan taunts to a recorded crowd pop. Half way in his entrance, he stops.
Mr. Fatass - CUT IT OUT!
The music is cut out. (FOR FURTHER FUN, YOU SHOULD TURN OF F THE VID)
Mr. Fatass - I'm feeling a little emotional today. Play the other theme.
And another theme is played...
As the chorus sings "Ravishing", Mr. Fatass rotates around and taunts to the unexistent crowd. He grabs a mic, and the music stops playing.
Mr. Fatass (In best Hulk Hogan impersonation) - WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING SISTERS?! Tonight, Ham-A-Mania crawls wild next to you! I'm the best Hulk Hogan impersonator ever! I LAWWWUVVEEEEEEE Americah!!!! Come this Wednesday, in front of 200 Hamamaniacs, I will face...MR. MACCHEESE! LEEMME TELL YA SOMETHING COUSIN, I only like Americans. You're a fat mutation between an American Subway consumist and a Scottish yanker! So, come Wednesday, I wish you the best of luck! And, I'd just like to add...If I lose...I'll reveal my first name as... HULLLLKKKKKKKKK FATTTAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! WHATCHAGONNADOOO, when the Hamster runs wild on...
A lot of ham starts raining from the ceiling.
Mr. Fatass - Hey, the ham rain wasn't yet!
Stagehand - Whatever... It's launched now. [Whispers] Fucking lunatic.
Mr. Fatass starts eating them like a madman. He's getting bigger, bigger, and bigger....Untill....
Stagehand - BAH GAWD HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!
A horde of stagehands run into the ring and push Mr. Fatass away from the ham. Mr. Fatass keeps screaming "ME WANT MOWHREEEEE!!!" as the scene fades to black.
Stagehand - Hmm... Mister Fatass?
Mr. Fatass - Oh, honey. Call me Mr. Fatass.
Stagehand (smirking, confuse) - But that's what I...
Mr. Fatass - YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY ORDERS? YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Stagehand - OH, COME O...
Mr. Fatass - I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO YELL! [Back to normal "volume"]. Hey, does this tuxedo look great on me?
Stagehand - Actually, sir, it's beaut-
Mr. Fatass - DON'T CRITICIZE ME! THIS IS JUST A GLANDULAR PROBLEM! EXIT THIS ROOM NOW!
The stagehand lowers his head and exits the room. Fade to black.
Fade back in at the empty SewerStadium in Portland.
Mr. Fatass' voice - Okay, let's do this.
As Mr. Fatass says this, a very famous tune is played...
Mr. Fatass, in a ridiculous red-ish Hulk-a-Mania suit, where it is written "Ham-a-Mania", comes out and does all Hulk Hogan taunts to a recorded crowd pop. Half way in his entrance, he stops.
Mr. Fatass - CUT IT OUT!
The music is cut out. (FOR FURTHER FUN, YOU SHOULD TURN OF F THE VID)
Mr. Fatass - I'm feeling a little emotional today. Play the other theme.
And another theme is played...
As the chorus sings "Ravishing", Mr. Fatass rotates around and taunts to the unexistent crowd. He grabs a mic, and the music stops playing.
Mr. Fatass (In best Hulk Hogan impersonation) - WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING SISTERS?! Tonight, Ham-A-Mania crawls wild next to you! I'm the best Hulk Hogan impersonator ever! I LAWWWUVVEEEEEEE Americah!!!! Come this Wednesday, in front of 200 Hamamaniacs, I will face...MR. MACCHEESE! LEEMME TELL YA SOMETHING COUSIN, I only like Americans. You're a fat mutation between an American Subway consumist and a Scottish yanker! So, come Wednesday, I wish you the best of luck! And, I'd just like to add...If I lose...I'll reveal my first name as... HULLLLKKKKKKKKK FATTTAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! WHATCHAGONNADOOO, when the Hamster runs wild on...
A lot of ham starts raining from the ceiling.
Mr. Fatass - Hey, the ham rain wasn't yet!
Stagehand - Whatever... It's launched now. [Whispers] Fucking lunatic.
Mr. Fatass starts eating them like a madman. He's getting bigger, bigger, and bigger....Untill....
Stagehand - BAH GAWD HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!
A horde of stagehands run into the ring and push Mr. Fatass away from the ham. Mr. Fatass keeps screaming "ME WANT MOWHREEEEE!!!" as the scene fades to black.