Post by marianoryu on Oct 1, 2009 15:23:45 GMT
(Scene opens to see Juan Carlos Batman lying on a Couch looking at a newspaper’s ads section, where there is an ad saying “ROBIN WANTED”. The house doorbell rings.)
(*RING! RING!*)
(Juan Carlos Batman just keeps sitting there)
(*RING! RING!*)
(He stands up looking puzzled)
Juan Carlos Batman: “Wait a minute! ALFRED!”
(*RING! RING!*)
Juan Carlos Batman: “Alfred!... Oh right, I sent him to buy some cookies.”
(He opens a door inside the house)
(*RING! RING!*)
(He realizes he has to open the entrance door, he opens it and sees a man in a red suit, with black hair and a moustache.)
Juan Carlos Batman: “Come in!”
(The man comes in)
Juan Carlos Batman: “I thought you were at the side of that door (points to the door he had previously opened.). That door is the one that leads to the Fat Cave… (In a serious tone) do you know what that means!?”
: “Emm… no.”
Juan Carlos Batman: “Let’s sit down.”
(They both sit)
: “Heh, Batman!” (He sounds friendly)
Juan Carlos Batman: (Ironic voice) “No, I’m Oprah Winfrey’s assistant!”
: (Points to him as if saying “Oh, right!”, smiling)
(Juan Carlos Batman then lies on the sofa once again).
Juan Carlos Batman: “I’m sorry about the position… but I have the crabs.”
(Juan Carlos Batman bursts into tears, while the other man looks puzzled)
Juan Carlos Batman: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIN! (Crying, then turns to the other man) I’m LONELY! I’m a LONELY HERO!”
: “But sir, Batman…”
Juan Carlos Batman: (Looks away to the camera) “I WANT A ROBIN NOW! GIVE ME BACK ROBIN! Or I turn villain…” (A lone tear drops from his eye)
(The man approaches Batman and puts a hand in his shoulder)
Tod Dennis: “No Batman, please don’t cry Batman. You’re a Superhero! Listen, I have some news for you. My name is Tod Dennis, I am a representative of Mr. Fatass from the JOB Wrestling company, and I’m here to tell you that your application has been accepted, and you’ll have your first match in the first edition of Wednesday Night Stink.”
Juan Carlos Batman: (stops crying) “Ah, alright! And who will I be facing?”
Tod Dennis: “You’ll be facing Mr. McCheese in the main event of the night. There will be a roulette to determine the stipulation for the Most Fucking Important Championship match: Roulette to determine stipulation - Either The Cheese Invasion Match, the Mask and Cheese on a pole Match, a Comic Book Match or the Fatmobile vs Cheese Mobile Match.
Juan Carlos Batman: “The Fatmobile! I need to get it fixed… anyways, thank you and very much.”
(Mr. Dennis leaves, and Juan Carlos Batman looks at the Fat Cave entrance.)
Juan Carlos Batman: “So, I’m Juan Carlos Batman and I’m going to be a MAIN EVENTER in the JOB Wrestling federation, for the MOST FUCKING IMPORTANT CHAMPIONSHIP! And I don’t know who this Mr. McCheese is, but you know what, I’m starting to like that name. Cheese… (his mouth starts watering) Oh wait, remember the doc said you need to cut some pounds. Anyways! The stipulation for the match will be randomly elected, it can be the Cheese Invasion Match! That’s great, lots of CHEEEEEEEEESE for me! (Big grin) Or it can be the Mask and Cheese on a pole match! Gee I must climb a pole… It’s been so long since I haven’t done it… or it can be the Comic Book Match! I think we need to stop fucking around with Comic Books, we’re fucking grown ups for God’s sake! Or the FATMOBILE Vs. CHEESE MOBILE! What is that going to be, I’m gonna eat a car made out of cheese? Anyways, I’m hungry now! For cheese and for glory! Mr. McCheese, get ready, because I’m coming out there! TO THE FAT CAVE!”
(He races to the Fat Cave entrance, tripping in the process, and hangs on to a pole, then starts sliding slowly and scarily down, as the scene fades to black.)
(*RING! RING!*)
(Juan Carlos Batman just keeps sitting there)
(*RING! RING!*)
(He stands up looking puzzled)
Juan Carlos Batman: “Wait a minute! ALFRED!”
(*RING! RING!*)
Juan Carlos Batman: “Alfred!... Oh right, I sent him to buy some cookies.”
(He opens a door inside the house)
(*RING! RING!*)
(He realizes he has to open the entrance door, he opens it and sees a man in a red suit, with black hair and a moustache.)
Juan Carlos Batman: “Come in!”
(The man comes in)
Juan Carlos Batman: “I thought you were at the side of that door (points to the door he had previously opened.). That door is the one that leads to the Fat Cave… (In a serious tone) do you know what that means!?”
: “Emm… no.”Juan Carlos Batman: “Let’s sit down.”
(They both sit)
: “Heh, Batman!” (He sounds friendly)Juan Carlos Batman: (Ironic voice) “No, I’m Oprah Winfrey’s assistant!”
: (Points to him as if saying “Oh, right!”, smiling)(Juan Carlos Batman then lies on the sofa once again).
Juan Carlos Batman: “I’m sorry about the position… but I have the crabs.”
(Juan Carlos Batman bursts into tears, while the other man looks puzzled)
Juan Carlos Batman: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIN! (Crying, then turns to the other man) I’m LONELY! I’m a LONELY HERO!”
: “But sir, Batman…”Juan Carlos Batman: (Looks away to the camera) “I WANT A ROBIN NOW! GIVE ME BACK ROBIN! Or I turn villain…” (A lone tear drops from his eye)
(The man approaches Batman and puts a hand in his shoulder)
Tod Dennis: “No Batman, please don’t cry Batman. You’re a Superhero! Listen, I have some news for you. My name is Tod Dennis, I am a representative of Mr. Fatass from the JOB Wrestling company, and I’m here to tell you that your application has been accepted, and you’ll have your first match in the first edition of Wednesday Night Stink.”
Juan Carlos Batman: (stops crying) “Ah, alright! And who will I be facing?”
Tod Dennis: “You’ll be facing Mr. McCheese in the main event of the night. There will be a roulette to determine the stipulation for the Most Fucking Important Championship match: Roulette to determine stipulation - Either The Cheese Invasion Match, the Mask and Cheese on a pole Match, a Comic Book Match or the Fatmobile vs Cheese Mobile Match.
Juan Carlos Batman: “The Fatmobile! I need to get it fixed… anyways, thank you and very much.”
(Mr. Dennis leaves, and Juan Carlos Batman looks at the Fat Cave entrance.)
Juan Carlos Batman: “So, I’m Juan Carlos Batman and I’m going to be a MAIN EVENTER in the JOB Wrestling federation, for the MOST FUCKING IMPORTANT CHAMPIONSHIP! And I don’t know who this Mr. McCheese is, but you know what, I’m starting to like that name. Cheese… (his mouth starts watering) Oh wait, remember the doc said you need to cut some pounds. Anyways! The stipulation for the match will be randomly elected, it can be the Cheese Invasion Match! That’s great, lots of CHEEEEEEEEESE for me! (Big grin) Or it can be the Mask and Cheese on a pole match! Gee I must climb a pole… It’s been so long since I haven’t done it… or it can be the Comic Book Match! I think we need to stop fucking around with Comic Books, we’re fucking grown ups for God’s sake! Or the FATMOBILE Vs. CHEESE MOBILE! What is that going to be, I’m gonna eat a car made out of cheese? Anyways, I’m hungry now! For cheese and for glory! Mr. McCheese, get ready, because I’m coming out there! TO THE FAT CAVE!”
(He races to the Fat Cave entrance, tripping in the process, and hangs on to a pole, then starts sliding slowly and scarily down, as the scene fades to black.)
