The JOBW Roster

[Hulk Fatass]

Warning: Might not be always up-to-date because, due to the president, «"there's no "competence" in "JOB", but there is "rest" in "wrestling"». It does sound dumb, but it might be the smartest thing he's ever said.

Wrestlers:

-Juan Carlos Batman
-Mr. McCheese
-The Mega Meathead
-The Eggman
-Hulk "The Hamster" Fatass
-Alpha 5
-Dr. Shot
-Barber John
-Barber Chris
-Barber Shawn
-Barber Bob
-"CPR Master" Matt Griffin
-Alyssa Crystal
-Lance "I Cut You Up Good" Hawk
-Mike Hunt
-Mike Hawk
-Ben Dover
-Master Bate
-Mike Litoris
-Shawn "I Screw Faces" Reid
-Adam "I'm Actually A Normal Referee" Davidson
-Chris "I Screw Heels" West
-"The Ultimate Kyle Sync Fan" Richie Nash
-The Great Cornholio
-The Dicktator
-Mama
-Justin Barassing
-The Machinegun
-Cold Stone
-A Rock
-The Flamethrower
-Flaming Canine
-Kyle Sync Mask I
-Dr. Jobbaroonie
-Bonznut
-Cable Guy Jerry


Managers:

-The Ass Kisser (for Mr. Fatass)
-The Mega Meathead (for Mr. McCheese)

Referees:

-Shawn "I Screw Babyfaces" Reid
-Chris "I Screw Heels" West
-Adam Davidson

Announcers:


-Freddy B. (B standing for BAWHGAWHDINSANITYPETCOON, fact rarely mentioned) (Play-by-play announcer)
- (to be revealed at Jobbapalooza)
- (to be revealed at Jobbapalooza)

Staff:

-Evan Morgan (Under/behind/amongstage interviewer)
-Bart Styles (Ring Announcer, either drunk, high or what the fuck)